Nile's Language

Here is just a smattering of the budding verbous child I'm raising (Credit given where due)

Messes = Kisses
Doughn wan it = I don't want it
Eyen wanna go owside = I want to go oustide
Eyen wanna go dowstirs = I want to go downstairs
Eyen wanna go ustirs = I want to go upstairs
Dinar = Dinner
Luns = Lunch
Brettfast = Breakfast
Yugh-urt = Yougurt
Oumeals = Oatmeal
Sir-rul = Cereal
Uh Oh Chongo = YA...quote from Blazing Saddles, Thanks Grandpa
Wikt Shweet = Wicked Sweet
Aweshome = Awesome
Bee-bee = Blanket
Cuddlesh = Cuddles, naturally
Kreesha's Hoame = Krista's home, to the sitter's
Twoopy = Trooper the dog
Pool-up = Pull-ups
Dipah = Diaper
Chuck = Truck
Cah = Car
Camron = Uncle Cameron
Iwaq = Iraq
Kooowait = Kuwait
Hummah = Hummer
Map = MRAP (Uncle Cameron's vehicle in Kuwait)
Guum! = Gum
Cahsheet = Carseat
Eyen go drive = I wanna go for a drive
Eyen shooda = I want some soda

and my current personal favourite, thanks to Jordan -

Yeah, dude!

Finality

July 14th 2009. My Independence Day. The divorce is finally, after 5 long months, finalized. My nightmare is over, at least in part. My ties are cut and here I stand, a free woman, ready to move forward. Here I pen my Declaration of Personal Independence.

My Declaration of Personal Independence

When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one person to dissolve the marital bond which has connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all marriages are not created equal, that people are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any form of relationship becomes destructive to these ends, it is the right of the person to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new relationships. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that relationships long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such relationships, and to provide new guards for their future security. –Such has been the patient sufferance of this woman; and such is now the necessity which constrains her to alter their former system of relationship. The history of the former Husband is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over this woman. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world at http://casper.saintseanzys.com.

In every stage of his oppressions we have petitioned for redress in the most humble terms: our repeated petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A man, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a tyrant, is unfit to be the guardian of this woman.

The woman has come to this action. The marriage, which lasted over three years, has thusly been dissolved by the legally binding council of the land.

Here I sign my freedom.